Coach or couch?

So a few days ago my cousin and I met my sister and mother at in n out for lunch. We enjoyed some yummy hamburgers. In which I order my own meal and wasn't about to share my fries! I made that very clear to them. :) as they tried to be healthy ordering one fry to share and protein style for their burgers. Haha. Maybe they will lose one less pound then I will but man that bun and fries was worth it. Hehe. Once we were done eating, we sat and talked and enjoyed each others fellowship. My mother and sister were shopping at the outlets before they came and told us about all the deals they found. They begin telling us that Coach had up to 80% off their purses. Mom really liked one but the color would get dirty to fast. My sister really liked one but wasn't sure if it was too big. So as they both contemplated about what they wanted in the end , my mom got a completely different purse that was black ( like all her other purses) and my sister got the big one! Well....let me just say i'm not one to spend over 20 dollars on a purse let alone over 100! I asked both of them how much their purses were with the discount and they still were OVER $100!!!! I couldn't believe it! That's outrageous!! You know how many other things you could buy with $100?! I sat their debating with both of them about their purchases on a purse! Really getting down to the Nitty gritty.
I bet their purses will only last a year and start to fall apart. So it's either pay for the brand and walk into a room and maybe everyone will notice. Or if like my mom get a black COACH purse and no one will even notice that she has an expensive bag on her shoulder. As we laughed and debated over and over. They kept thinking I was jealous. Ladies, I'm not jealous I don't have name brand Coach purse hanging from my shoulders. I'd rather have a Off brand named COUCH purse on my shoulder and have $70 extra bucks to spend on things to fill it with. :) plus half the time our purses get filled with trash. Long story short my sister ended up returning her purse and getting a smaller one. And my mom High roller kept her black coach purse. Hehe and I do nOT have a Coach purse.